code_free() || die()

"I just ousted @philstrong as the mayor of Sencha on @foursquare! http://t.co/x18GrLIm"

"Some go from business attire to jeans when they get home; I go from jeans to pajamas. #comfy #fb"

"RT @jsonka █████ ██ █ ████ everything ███ █████ is ████ ██ ████ fine ████ █████████ love █████ █████ ███ your ████ ████ government #SOPA #fb"

"http://t.co/J3ZkYVzJ wins the award for best blackout page ;) #fb"

"Tell Congress: Don’t censor the web! http://t.co/ycBaGPmI #fb"

"Note to self: don't pace while you present. #annoying"

"Oh Mac Pro, how I missed you... #24cores #WebKit #fb"

"Played with jQ.Mobi kitchen sink on my iOS device...worse experience ever, terrible scrolling."